WHERE HAVE ALL THE MATTRESSES GONE????


These thoughts came into my head two days ago when I was changing the sheets on my bed. First: where did all these stains come from and second: where do all the old mattreses go? I mean I never see old mattrsess sitting out by trash cans on Monday morning or hanging out of the garbage trucks as they pass by. I know that people give matrises away to other people in need, but then where do they go after that? And I know that there are people that pick them up for you when you buy a new mattress but what in the hell do they do with them?? Is there a mattress heaven that I dont about. I'm sure some one knows.
By the way there stains are from the dog. Get your minds out of the gutter people.

COMING SOON..........A BLOG POST BY GENERAL PATTON

AWWWWWW......IT IS A NEW YEAR


It has been a while since my last blog, and a lot has happended it that time.. here are just a couple of things...

on 11/19 I got out of field training and am now on my own

11/23 Asher Davis Patton was born 6lbs 4oz and 17in long

christmas came and went... and now a new year is apawn us.

Being a dad is by far the coolest thing in the world...although being a cop is a close second there is nothing like having a child...all of my friends have kids and know what I am talking about so there is really not a whole lot to say thats hasnt already been said.....
It is funny how having a baby makes me want to be a better person..ever since Asher was born my arrest's and tickect writting has gone way up. I want to make this town a better place for Asher and all my friends kids... I dont know how anyone could ever hurt a child.. and if I ever run into someone who is hurting thier child they are going to get a betting for sure.

Well speak of the devil my little boy is waking up and is wanting to eat, so I bid you all a fare-well for now

THIS HAS CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER.................

Lastnight was a rough night for me... I saw a man die. Right in front of my face. I was on Owens waiting to make a left onto Pecos on my way to a call. Me and my partner were bull shittin in the car when out of the corner of my eye I saw our arrow turn green. I was the number 3 car in the turn lane and as I was turning my head I saw the Number 1 car in the lane start to make the left and ina split second I heard the most unbelivable sound I've ever heard in my life. The sound was so violent it pushed me back into my seat. The car making that was turning in front of me shot straight to the left and I yelled out "holly shit dude did you see that"?? at that time Icould not see what had hit the vehicle that was turning. So I turn my lights on and start to pull out of the turn lane so that I could start to block off traffic and as I pulled around the car that was in front of me(who by the way had a better view than I did and did not stop to help or at least write out a statment of what he saw) I noticed a motorcyle laying on the ground and I told my partner "O man this is not going to be good". As I get to the middle of the intersection I saw a man lying on his back with his legs crossed not moving. I jumped out of the car and started to put my gloves on thinking that I was going to have to do some CPR or something and I got up to him I saw blood coming out from the back of his head and out of both ears. I did not touch him I knew he was gone. The impact was so hard that it knocked his helment off his head before he hit ground. That dumb ass guy on a motorcycle ran the red light smacked into that car and died right in front of my eyes.
I have been tell Jacquie that I was going to by myself a new Harley for my 30th birthday......well guess what folks I am scared shitless to ever get on another motor cycle for the rest of my life. I think even after wrecking one myself and being lucky to even be alive after the wreck I still wanted to by another bike...Well no more my friends I will be buying a vette on my 30th birthday no Harley.
The guy who died was not the most up standing citizen or any thing, I mean he had a couple warrants and a bunch of felony arrests, So I guess what they say is true...WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND..........

I HAVE MADE A DECISION........................

Well I have thought long and hard about who I want to be.. Do I want to be a Star Wars figure, Spiderman,Batman, maybe even the Hulk. Possibly some hobbit from Lord Of The Rings (Lord knows I already have the feet for it), it almost came down to wanting to be my other faviorte supper hero's like Kenny Parker or Tommy Peterson, Or even Robert Newman.........But after sleeping on it I have come up only one. THE PUNISHER....................he is the shit. And that is all for now. Although being Kenny would give me super editing powers.....hummmmmm na I'll stick with the punisher.

on a side note I wrote 7tickets and took 2 poor bastards to jail last week. i love my job.

WOW BLOGGING IS HI TECH NOW..................

Well its definitely been awhile since I blogged last, and a few things have happened in my life since then. Here a just a few......

- I found out I am having a boy and his name is Caleb Davis Patton..or at least it will be some time in Dec.
- Ethan started the first grade.
- The Parkers had a baby girl.
- My dad is in the middle east for awhile.
- Kerry is running for prez
- I have been on the street for 9 weeks and am done with my first phase of field training.
- We bought a new crib. (for the baby, not the pattons)
- I started going back to the gym.
- We have become pretty good friends with the Fosters.
- We r still going to the ridge (ha,ha,ha) I spelled it right this time.
- I was in my first drama at the ridge.
- I learned a lot more about DRUGS......


I love my job......I dont think there is anything in this world that would make me any happier than what I am doing now. It is the coolest job in the world.

Cool Cop stories coming soon........

WHO WANT TO BE SPIDER MAN...........

I do, I do... I want to be SPIDER MAN. ok so maybe I will just settle for being a cop. Thats right folks in just one day I will have a badge and bulletts. It has been 20 weeks and the long journey is coming to an end. I want to think all of my friends who are still my friend even though I have not seen them in the last 20 weeks. and I want to thank my wife for hanging in there with me. i love ya baby...

I finished #26 out of 70 in the academy, which I am proud of, but all in all i finished and that makes more proud than just some number. Even though I did place higher than my wife did, but who is keeping track of stuff like that.

It has been fun and I look forward to getting my life back on track.

If this cop thing dosent work out though, I will be spidey, although I will have to fight my boy gabe for the job.

peace